January 2009
3 posts
Yahtzee! You're a winner. →
Perhaps true. Perhaps not. Regardless of it’s truth value, doesn’t it feel less and less good to be called an American? The term is like an old comfortable shirt that you keep a few years two long only to see it disintegrate in the wash. Maybe we should annex the European Union while we can and inject ye ‘ol Republic with some new blood.
A retraction from a previous misleading article.
Lindsay Lohan has broken up with her girlfriend DJ Samantha something! No more jokes about her being a drugged out skank. Oh wait. She’s now a bi-sexual skanky crack whore. Hallelujah! The Republic is saved.
You could fear this or you could fear that. I...
That’s it. I’m done. I can’t live like this any more. Constantly hoping for news stories involving a small yield nuclear weapon and a stand of skyscrapers in a Manhattan-esque setting. Everyday like clock work, it’s the BBC and onto Google news for any “chatter”. What will it take for these lazy ass so called Great Satan haters to start amping up this war on...
December 2008
3 posts
Question of the Month(Year)
Let’s say a woman/man/beast has given you consent to have sexual intercourse with them. You agree to the terms and are now sticking an appendage of your own into an orifice of said sexual partner. While still inside, your sexual partner has a change of heart and tells you “NO”. If anything you do after that “NO” is considered rape. How do you get your appendage out?...
Mea Culpa! Mea Culpa! Mea Culpa!
Let me set the stage for you. The site is www.eastsacwatch.com. I wrote this because…it’s self explanatory. It’s not funny. It’s not sad. It’s what it is. If you don’t figure it out by the end of the rambling response, call me. Happy reading. 11/15/08 - On 11/14 at around 6:30pm one of our neighbors followed a man on a bicycle to Aiken Way near Elvas. The man...
Fwd: My Mea Culpa